sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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