Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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