i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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