At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
He better not be in your backpack
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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