do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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