u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I will be naked everywhere
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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