I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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