windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I'm at about main and main street
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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