3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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