he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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