As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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