ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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