oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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