would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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