I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
and she was petting her beer can
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
