Grow some girl-balls and come out already
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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