Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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