Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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