Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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