Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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