WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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