How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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