i don't like sucking hair
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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