i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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