Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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