My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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