I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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