Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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