I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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