i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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