maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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