This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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