I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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