i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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