he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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