butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
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