I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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