HIV tests are more positive than that guy
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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