Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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