i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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