Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
