You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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