I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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