There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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