Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
