Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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