oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
