I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
PANTIES FOUND
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