He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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