She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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